TV Quotes

Mrs. Kim: This is exactly why I make these rules. You're too young, too vulnerable. American boys have different values. They don't understand respect. You get hurt. I do all of this so you don't get hurt, and now you are hurt. I don't like this at all. Who is he? This boy who hurt you?
Lane: Henry Cho.
Mrs. Kim: Cho? Cho sounds Korean.
Lane: It is Korean.
Mrs. Kim: He was Korean?
Lane: Yes, and he was smart and wonderful and cute...
Mrs. Kim: And you're sure he was Korean?
Lane: He's gonna be a doctor. He goes to church. He's a counselor at Bible camp. And he liked me.
Mrs. Kim: A doctor!
Lane: I'm so stupid. I should have just told you and I didn't. Now he's gone, and I'm just stupid.
Mrs. Kim: Maybe I can call his mother.
Lane: I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Mrs. Kim: You're sure he was Korean?

Lorelai: You'd much rather be sitting out here than inside working.
Luke: Diner's probably on fire by now.
Lorelai: You are stubborn.
Luke: I'm stubborn?
Lorelai: Yeah, you're stubborn.
Luke: From Miss Flexibility over here?
Lorelai: Hey, I can be flexible.
Luke: Please.
Lorelai: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.

Emily: What on earth does Frank Lloyd Wright have to do with my salad?
Richard: And your walnuts.
Lorelai: Mrs. Wright apparently had this major problem with her help. She was very rough on them and they totally hated her. So this guy who had worked for her forever, he had finally had enough. I believe the incident was over walnuts, wasn't it, honey?
Rory: The exact cause has not been proven.
Lorelai: Anyhow, Mrs. Wright invites this whole posse of people over for dinner and they're all sitting around eating, and Mr. Disgruntled Servant Guy goes outside and locks all the doors and windows and douses the whole house in gasoline and sets the place on fire.
Emily: My goodness.
Lorelai: So the house is on fire, and people are freaking out, so they run to the doors but the doors are locked, so a few of them try to get out through the windows, but Mr. Angry-Puss is standing outside with an ax hacking them to death and so they all died.
Emily: Why on earth would you tell me that story?
Lorelai: All I'm saying is, sometimes eating a walnut is preferable to getting hacked to death or set on fire during dinner.
Emily: One of these days I'm going to make you eat in your room.

Rory: Ready?
Lorelai: Okay. Wait. Just wait. We can still leave.
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Rory, right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, "Don't go in there."