Lorelai Quote #696
Quote from Lorelai in Secrets & Loans
Lorelai: Anyway, I called the bank today.
Sookie: How did that go?
Lorelai: Well, wait, what's that? [holds up imaginary phone] They're still laughing.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: Yeah, they passed the phone around, made me ask everyone in the place.
Sookie: That is terrible. Completely heartless.
Lorelai: According to the jolly bankers, I'm worth nothing.
Sookie: There still has to be something you can do.
Lorelai: I was thinking about opening a Coyote Ugly lemonade stand.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Secrets & Loans’ Quotes
Quote from Sookie
Rory: We will make this up to you, Sookie.
Sookie: What are you saying? This is great. It'll be like a slumber party.
Rory: Are you sure?
Sookie: Absolutely. We can raid the fridge, we can make a nice avocado-mango facemask. Get out the tarot cards, tell fortunes, play Twister, make a Haagen-Dazs chocolate chocolate chip ice cream milkshake.
We'll watch Purple Rain.
Lorelai: Sookie, it's midnight.
Sookie: Okay, let's go straight for the milkshakes.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Okay. Here's the deal. We will both go in. You will go in that room, but you will not say a word.
Emily: What? But I couldn't possibly just-
Lorelai: You'll say hello. You'll ask how his wife is. And that's it. After that, you will say nothing. You will do nothing. You will sit in a corner, and offer no opinions, and pull a full-on Clarence Thomas. Am I making myself perfectly clear?
Quote from Lane
Lane: I want you to rest assured that I remain me: A Nico-obsessed, X-scene wannabe with 40 Korean Bibles under her bed. I just bounce a little more.