Lorelai Quote #629

Quote from Lorelai in The Ins and Outs of Inns

Rory: Mom, you're not writing what you purchased on the back of these wedding receipts.
Lorelai: Oh, well, just put "cooking spray and sponges".
Rory: Okay. And when an auditor wants to know why you need such large amounts of cooking sprays and sponges?
Lorelai: Then, I drop my pencil, and put the scoop-neck sweater that I'm making a mental note to wear, to good use.
Rory: Well, at least you've got a solid, well thought-out plan.


 ‘The Ins and Outs of Inns’ Quotes

Quote from Sookie

Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: It's the title search for the Rachel property. And guess who owns it?
Sookie: Tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: It just means you're a single business entity. You'll both be officers and shareholders and you'll get to make up a name for your company.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm terrible at coming up with names. When we first bought our house, Rory and I wanted to name it. You know, like Jefferson named his place Monticello but we could only come up with "The Crap Shack".
Luke: Nice.

Quote from Emily

Lorelai: New cook?
Emily: Yes, Marisella. She's introduced us to some wonderful dishes so charmingly specific to her native country.
Lorelai: What country is she from?
Emily: One of those little ones next to Mexico.
Lorelai: How charmingly specific.