Lorelai Quote #624

Quote from Lorelai in The Ins and Outs of Inns

Emily: Just because your own experience sitting for a portrait was bad doesn't mean Rory's has to be.
Rory: What portrait? I haven't seen this.
Lorelai: They never finished.
Emily: Three painters started, and they all three quit.
Rory: Why did they quit?
Emily: She wouldn't stop scowling.
Lorelai: I was going for a Billy Idol thing.
Emily: The one from Italy had some sort of breakdown.
Rory: Oh, my God.
Lorelai: It didn't hurt Van Gogh. The guy should thank me.
Emily: A year later, I swear I saw him rummaging through our recyclables.
Rory: Well, I'm happy to sit. If it's for Grandpa, why not? Wonderful. I'll set it up first thing in the morning.
Lorelai: If you want, I can teach you the Billy Idol. Most people focus on the lip thing, but the eyes are just as important...

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 ‘The Ins and Outs of Inns’ Quotes

Quote from Sookie

Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: It's the title search for the Rachel property. And guess who owns it?
Sookie: Tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: It just means you're a single business entity. You'll both be officers and shareholders and you'll get to make up a name for your company.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm terrible at coming up with names. When we first bought our house, Rory and I wanted to name it. You know, like Jefferson named his place Monticello but we could only come up with "The Crap Shack".
Luke: Nice.

Quote from Emily

Lorelai: New cook?
Emily: Yes, Marisella. She's introduced us to some wonderful dishes so charmingly specific to her native country.
Lorelai: What country is she from?
Emily: One of those little ones next to Mexico.
Lorelai: How charmingly specific.