Lorelai Quote #577
Quote from Lorelai in Presenting Lorelai Gilmore
Rory: I'm coming out.
Lorelai: Out of what?
Rory: Out into society.
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Rory: I went to Grandma's house after school.
Lorelai: Right away, bad.
Rory: And, um her DAR friends are all there, they're talking about this Debutante Ball that's being thrown.
Lorelai: Oh, no.
Rory: And when I got back from Grandpa's office, they invited me onto the patio.
Lorelai: No, no, no. Tell me you did not go onto the patio.
Rory: I went onto the patio.
Lorelai: Oh, Rory, that's like accepting the position as the drummer in Spinal Tap.
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‘Presenting Lorelai Gilmore’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: My mother is great at getting someone to agree to something that in another universe they would never consider.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: I am still convinced she had something to do with Lily Tomlin doing that movie with John Travolta.
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Lorelai: [on the phone] Now comes the reason for my phone call.
Christopher: All your regular 976 numbers were busy.
Lorelai: Now, I know this is totally not your thing but as you will remember, part of the coming-out process involves the girls being escorted around the dance floor by their dads.
Christopher: Ah.
Lorelai: Now, I know you would rather sit through Endless Love than ever be a part of this scene again but this is very important to your daughter, and she has never asked you for anything. And although no one's keeping track, it seems your constant non-presence in her life, and your lack of showing up when you say you're going to or calling when you say you're going to or basically doing anything when you say you are going to, would tend to indicate that you owe her big time. Now, before you say no, I want you to take a minute and remember you have a great daughter who needs you. And she has a mother who will hunt you down like a half-price Kate Spade purse if you disappoint her.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: What is going on?
Lorelai: I don't know. I think George and Martha are joining us for dinner.