Luke Quote #82

Quote from Luke in Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy

Lorelai: But, Luke, he's new in town. He doesn't know his way around yet.
Luke: Way around what? This is Stars Hollow. You take three left turns and you're back in the center of town.

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 ‘Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy’ Quotes

Quote from Rory

Paris: Problem, Miss Gilmore?
Rory: No. No problem at all. I love this assignment.
Paris: I'm glad.
Rory: I'm going to write the greatest piece on pavement you've ever read.
Paris: I hope so.
Rory: And next week, when you give me the scoop on the new copper-plumbing installation, I'm going to be just as thrilled.
Paris: I like a team player.
Rory: And no matter how many crappy, stupid, useless assignments you throw at me, I'm not going to quit, and I'm not going to back down. So you can go home tonight and think about the fact that no matter what you do and no matter how evil you are, at the end of the year, on my high school transcript it will say that I worked on the Franklin. So, if you'll excuse me, I have some reading to do on the origins of concrete.
Paris: A thousand words on my desk on Tuesday.

Quote from Lane

Lane: Well, I found the greatest record store in the world. It's 10 minutes from your school. And I'm wondering how much you love me?
Rory: Address?
Lane: Record Breaker Incorporated, 2453 Berlin Turnpike.
Rory: Got it. Place your order now.
Lane: Yes. Okay. Charles Mingus, The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady. The Sonics, Here Are the Sonics.
Rory: Burn me a copy. Next.
Lane: MC5, Kick Out The Jams. Fairport Convention, Liege & Lief. Bee Gees, Odessa.
Rory: Bee Gees, really?
Lane: Well, Mojo says...
Rory: So it must be true.
Lane: That's it. Now, if I could just find a copy of Whistler, Chaucer, Detroit and Greenhill, I will finally be done with the '60s.

 Luke Danes Quotes

Quote from Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers

Lorelai: I don't know what's wrong with me. This is a beautiful festival. People should be enjoying it.
Luke: It's a crazy festival based on a nutty myth about two lunatics who in all probability did not even exist. Even if they did, they probably dropped dead of diphtheria before age 24. The town of Stars Hollow probably got its name from the local dance hall prostitute. Two rich drunk guys who made up the story to make it look good on a poster.
Lorelai: You're full of hate and loathing, and I got to tell you I love it.
Luke: Oh, it's good to have someone to share this hate with.

Quote from Chicken or Beef?

Luke: Please, there is no fate.
Lorelai: What do you mean there is no fate? Of course there is fate.
Luke: There is no fate, there is no destiny, there is no luck. Astrology is ridiculous. Tarot cards tell you nothing. You cannot read a palm. Tea leaves make tea and nothing else. Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis, and the Kennedys did not kill Marilyn.
Lorelai: I totally knew you were gonna say that.
Luke: I came over here. My fault.
Lorelai: I read your mind. It spoke to me. We're psychic.
Luke: Enjoy the fries.