Lorelai Quote #2476

Quote from Lorelai in I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar

Emily: It sounds like grandma's going full steam ahead with this whole party-planning thing.
Lorelai: I know.
Emily: She's going to kill 400 Cornish game hens. Probably with her own bare hands.
Lorelai: Your grandfather just had a heart attack. Your grandmother is not drinking. This isn't exactly the ideal time to tell them their only daughter's marriage is over.
Rory: I know.
Lorelai: I don't know what she'll do. She's gone bananas. For all I know, she'll throw a molotov mocktail at me.
Rory: I know, but only you can save the Cornish game hens. Save the Cornish game hens!


 ‘I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar’ Quotes

Quote from Emily

Emily: It's like a canoe.
Lorelai: What's like a canoe?
Emily: Life.
Lorelai: Okay.
Emily: You're just paddling along in a canoe.
Lorelai: Mother, have you ever been in a canoe?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Well, I just can't picture you in a canoe.
Emily: Your father and I have been paddling a canoe together for years. Only now, he's dropped the paddle. He just dropped it. Not only that, but now the canoe is going in circles. Without your father there, I'm paddling on my side and the canoe is spinning in circles, and the harder I paddle, the faster it spins, and it's hard work, and I'm getting tired.

Quote from Lorelai

Emily: The idea that two grown men hitting a tiny ball with metal sticks is the equivalent of Hamlet... ridiculous. But can I say anything? No! Because I can't agitate him.
Lorelai: It is ridiculous. Golf is really more like Richard III. They're all hunched over.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: What? Her mouth is moving. I can't hear anything. Is something wrong with my ears?
Rory: No, I don't think it's your ears, poor thing.
Lorelai: Ugh, this house is a giant Skinner box with Chippendale chairs.