Lorelai Quote #2415

Quote from Lorelai in Knit, People, Knit!

Lorelai: So, we are holding a knitathon the day after tomorrow to raise money to rebuild the old muddy river bridge.
Christopher: What's wrong with the bridge?
Lorelai: Well, we rebuilt it a couple years ago, but now it's started to rot.
Christopher: Oh, yeah?
Lorelai: Yeah. It's too bad, too, 'cause it was gorgeous. We all loved, loved, loved it. It was sturdy and strong, made out of these beautiful Japanese maple - which it turns out is exactly the kind of wood that attracts beetles. And I'm not talking British-invasion kind of Beatles. I'm talking the kind of beetles that like to eat wood. So now we're gonna make it out of a less-delicious wood.

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Emily: Lorelai, you ought to celebrate your marriage.
Lorelai: We did. We did celebrate. Right after we got married, we went out and had a beautiful meal, didn't we? We had a beautiful meal. Yeah, we had a chocolate mousse and a para liqueur and a cheese plate.
Emily: A cheese plate? Since when is a hunk of fermented milk a suitable means for celebrating a marriage?

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Richard: If we don't throw a party, who knows what people will think?
Lorelai: Why don't you give us an anniversary party? Like a 10th? Wouldn't that be nice, honey? I mean, what is 10... bronze, sandstone, particleboard?
Rory: Actually, it's tin.
Emily: But that's not for 10 years.
Lorelai: Giving you plenty of time to plan. Tin?
Rory: Things just stick in my brain.