Kirk Quote #231
Quote from Kirk in Go, Bulldogs!
Kirk: I am. Giving Lulu the old heave-ho, hitting the eject button.
Luke: Kirk?
Kirk: I owe it all to you, buddy.
Luke: Me?
Kirk: You inspired me. I look at you, and I think, "this guy's doing it right. Slave to no master." You come home at 3:00 in the morning, no one cares. You want to eat dessert for dinner, no one cares. You walk around in tube socks and tighty whities, no one cares. No one cares what you do or where you go. So, what do you say, Luke? You want to be my wingman, Goose to my Maverick? [sings] You never close your eyes anymore When I kiss your lips And there's no tenderness
Luke: Listen, you pinhead, you should be kissing the ground that Lulu walks on. Why that sweet girl lets you within a hundred miles of her is beyond me, but she does. You are the luckiest man on the planet to have a girl like that looking out for you and caring about you. And if you say so much as one unkind word to her, I will personally break every bone in your body. You got me?
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Quote from Lorelai
Emily: [answers phone] Hello? Gilmore residence.
Lorelai: Hey, Mom, it's me. I just wanted to leave you a message letting you know that unfortunately, I will not be able to come by tonight to take a look at your new curtains.
Emily: Lorelai, it's me.
Lorelai: So, sorry I missed you, but-
Emily: You didn't miss me. For heaven's sakes, I'm right here.
Lorelai: Hello?
Emily: Hello? Lorelai?
Lorelai: Hello?
Emily: Hello?
Lorelai: Huh. That's weird. I don't know if your machine just cut me off.
Emily: Is something wrong with this phone?
Lorelai: Anyway, uh, something came up, and I just have to take a rain check on the curtain check. [Emily keeps talking] I'm sure they're beautiful. No one knows how to pick out curtains like you. You're the curtain queen.
Emily: Hello? Lorelai, can you hear me?
Lorelai: Anyway, have a good night, curtain queen. Give my best to Dad. Bye.
Emily: Lorelai? Hello? Hello? [Lorelai hangs up]
Lorelai: See? I told you it would work.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: [beepers sound] Uh-oh.
Lorelai: "Uh-oh" good or "uh-oh" bad? I guess there isn't really an "uh-oh" good, is there?
Quote from Lorelai
Christopher: I thought our stomachs should start adjusting to french cuisine, so I got croissants and caf au lait.
Lorelai: I thought caf au lait was spanish.
Christopher: No, it's french for "coffee and milk." "Lait" is "milk."
Lorelai: Really? I thought it was "cafe ole!" like, "coffee! All right!"
Christopher: You're kidding. You're not kidding. You are. You're kidding. I can't tell whether you're kidding.
Lorelai: I'm a woman of mystery.