Lorelai Quote #2259
Quote from Lorelai in The Real Paul Anka
Lorelai: Ooh, that garbage smell.
Emily: What garbage smell?
Richard: I don't smell garbage.
Lorelai: Yeah, the wind shifted right after I said it. Allowing a landfill within a mile of city limits, crazy.
Richard: It's within a mile?
Lorelai: Yeah, destroying everyone's land values. Oh, well. Where did you park?
Richard: Over on Peach Street.
Lorelai: Oh, you mean Carjack Lane?
Emily: Carjack Lane?
Lorelai: Yeah, better than Chop Shop Alley. Here, follow me. Oh, God, watch out for the pothole. Ooh, I tell you.
The roads are just the things in between potholes in this town, huh?
Emily: Oh, dear.
Richard: You should talk to your mayor about all these issues, Lorelai.
Lorelai: You mean Gropey McGee? I cannot, will not ever put myself in that position again. Mind if we stop by the store?
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Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: I'm not in the market, Kirk. Now, listen, I know my parents are shopping for houses. Lane saw you with them. And I need to know where they are right now.
Kirk: I'm sorry. That's confidential information. In fact, the fact that I was with them was confidential. So I'm gonna have to ask you to pretend that I haven't already confirmed that I was with them, which I wasn't.
Lorelai: [gasps] God, what was that?
Kirk: Bat. Don't worry. When you spray for cockroaches, the bats die, too, usually. At the very least, it knocks the wind out of them so they wind up wobbling on the floor, so you can just whack them with a hammer. Nothing we can't work with.
Lorelai: Kirk, I am your friend, but they are my parents, and I need to find them right now. It's important.
Kirk: Well, I shouldn't tell you this, but I know they were looking at two properties on Maple Drive. They're probably around there right now. Too bad I couldn't get them interested in this property. It has great bones. Literally. There's an Indian burial ground underneath it.
Lorelai: Thanks. See ya.
Kirk: Don't run. It scares the bat.
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: Sure you don't want to reconsider my offer? I've got a hairnet on me, so I can start immediately.
Luke: Offer declined.
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: Mask!
Lorelai: What?
Kirk: Mask. I've done it, Lorelai. I finally landed my first listing.
Lorelai: Where are my parents?
Kirk: This is the beginning of my rise to the top of the real-estate industry.
Lorelai: Where are my parents?
Kirk: Do you happen to be in the market for a house? 'Cause this baby's a honey.
Lorelai: Something in the corner just moved.
Kirk: Just a rat. I'd have told you about them before you bought the place. The law also requires me to inform you that the house has toxic mold, asbestos, methane gas, buckling floors, a crumbling foundation, visible fungus, a collapsed fireplace, ceiling damage, water damage, and it was the recent site of a Wicca convention and a particularly grisly murder/suicide. Nothing we can't work with.