Rory Quote #630
Quote from Rory in The UnGraduate
Rory: So, I was at lunch with some of the girls, and I started sniffing around, just casually asking if anyone had funny stories about Constance.
Emily: You sly fox!
Rory: So one of the girls tells me that about three months ago, she was in the office with Constance, and as Constance was heading out for lunch, she stumbled and dropped her purse, and her altoids box popped open, spilling out enough funny-looking pills to fill a pharmacy. Constance claimed they were all vitamins. Julia didn't buy it. Because the minute the pills spilled out, Constance threw herself on top of them to cover them up.
Emily: A cover-up, that's good. That's what took Nixon down. This is so exciting! I love having a mole. We should go buy you a trench coat and fedora.
Rory: I suggested to the girls that next week we invite Constance to lunch get a couple drinks in her and see what comes up.
Emily: Who knew that behind such a sweet face lurked the soul of a spy?
Rory: I prefer the term "woman of mystery and intrigue."
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The UnGraduate’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: The truth is, this is the first time in my life that I've consistently spent the night with a man.
Lorelai: Uh-huh.
Paris: I don't know the rules. I mean, obviously, the clothes have to come off for the actual sex part of the evening, but, afterward, what are you supposed to do? I mean, nightgowns are obviously out, but wearing nothing seems extreme and, in case of fire, completely impractical.
Lorelai: Oh, sure.
Paris: I wore a camisole one night and it almost strangled me. And I'm definitely not a teddy girl, so what does that leave?
Lorelai: Um... t-shirts.
Paris: But what does a t-shirt say about me?
Lorelai: Well...
Paris: More importantly. What does it say to Doyle about me?
Lorelai: Sweetie, it's just a t-shirt. They don't tend to be that chatty.
Paris: I don't know. Maybe I should reconsider the "completely naked" option. After all, I'm 21. If not now, when? I mean, right now, my ass is probably as good as it's ever going to get. I should exploit that, right?
Lorelai: Absolutely. Buy a video camera, go to town.
Paris: You know what, I'm starting to fade here.
Quote from Sookie
Lorelai: What is that? And where can I get one?
Sookie: That is my dark chocolate s'mores wedding cake.
Lorelai: You've been reading my diary.
Sookie: I got the idea in a dream. I was back in cooking school and late for my final, and I run over to an oven, and I open it, and sitting there is the s'mores wedding cake. And I present it to my teacher, he starts weeping, and the whole class is applauding and cheering.
Lorelai: That's so nice.
Sookie: Yeah. And then of course Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise come leaping out of the cake, screaming about how amazing it is. So that made the thing a little creepy, but up until then...
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Breakfast. Get it while it's room-temperature and nutrient-free.