Lorelai Quote #421

Quote from Lorelai in P.S. I Lo...

Lorelai: For example, say you're dating Taylor Hanson.
Rory: Why am I dating Taylor Hanson?
Lorelai: It's a hypothetical scenario. Go with it. So you and Taylor are seeing each other regularly.
Rory: How did I meet Taylor Hanson?
Lorelai: You went to his concert. You got backstage. Your eyes met across the crowd and you're seeing each other.
Rory: Hanson's still together?
Lorelai: They're the new Bee Gees. So...
Rory: And why would you not stop me from going to a Hanson concert?
Lorelai: Hey, someone's trying to make a point here.
Rory: Go ahead.
Lorelai: So you and Taylor have been dating for a while and things are great and you're happy. And you feel all those crazy mushy things that people feel when they're in love. I want you to be able to say to him: "Taylor, I love you."
Rory: Okay, can we pick a new hypothetical, 'cause this one's wigging me out?

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