Paris Quote #36
Quote from Paris in The Third Lorelai
Louise: I'll be the lady in waiting the one with that low-cut, blue-velvet Renaissance dress.
Paris: Lady in waiting is not a political office.
Louise: No, but they get all the sex.
Louise: Watch a movie.
Paris: We are talking about government class. Not the movies. Why can't I get one person to care about this as much as I do?
Louise: Okay, fine. I'll be the head of the quarter sessions court but I'm still wearing the dress. Happy?
Paris: Out of my mind. Okay. I secured us the classroom to work tomorrow and Sunday so that by Monday, we'll be ready.
Madeline: We're working all weekend?
Louise: You're kidding.
Paris: Take this. It's an outline for the overall system. Point of methods, basic laws and penalties, plus some random ideas. Please be ready to discuss it tomorrow...
Madeline: Wow. She designed the flag.
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‘The Third Lorelai’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Emily: Well, this is just ridiculous. Three intelligent women sitting here in complete silence. There must be something we can talk about. Do you know that every night at dinner the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun? They would quiz each other about current events historical facts, and intellectual trivia. Now, the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the Kennedys. So, come on, somebody say something.
Lorelai: Do you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
Emily: Camelot is truly dead.
Quote from Lorelai
Emily: You were on the phone.
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Lorelai: And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.
Paris Geller Quotes
Quote from We've Got Magic to Do
Paris: Rory, I clocked in.
Paris: They gave me this card, and it had my name on it. And I shoved it in the clock thing, and it made the punchy sound, and I'm officially on the job.
Paris: And I'm prepared, too. I was a little nervous last night about making small talk with co-workers, so I went to the video store and rented Working Girl and the first season of Just Shoot Me! Got a couple of Wendie Malick bon mots that have already come in handy.
Quote from Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too
Paris: How loud are you?
Rory: Paris, stop.
Paris: Look, I don't care. I just need the information to formulate a good plan. I mean, you look all small and squeaky, but sometimes, it's exactly the bunny-looking girls who can blow the roof off the barn. I know, just give me a three-minute warning.
Rory: I'm walking away now.
Paris: That way, I have time to put everything in place. Put headphones on, et cetera.
Paris: Is he gonna be coming over a lot? Probably, right? He's at his peak now, and it's probably one of the only things he's good at so...
Rory: Three-minute warning!