Lorelai Quote #1664
Quote from Lorelai in Last Week Fights, This Week Tights
Mrs. Kim: Hello, Lorelai. What can I do for you? Well, do you still have the big door knockers, metal with the chipped red paint? You're a magician. Do you know that?
Lorelai: Oh, it's great. Isn't it big?
Mrs. Kim: And good price, seeing as how it may have belonged to James Madison. It was commonly known that James Madison liked big knockers.
Lorelai: [chuckles] I bet a lot of the founding fathers liked big knockers. I'm sorry for laughing. I'd explain if I could.
Mrs. Kim: It's a double entendre. I've been in this country 20 years. I get things.
Lorelai: I never doubted.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Last Week Fights, This Week Tights’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: What is going on here?
Lorelai: What are you talking about? I'm trying to get her to fess up to the separation.
Rory: Not you. Me! Am I cloaked in loneliness or something? Everybody has been pestering me about my love life this week.
Lorelai: That was not about you. It was about evading my questions. It's a classic Sun Tzu Art of War maneuver. If you're being attacked from the east, attack whoever's to your west, and you were the west. I never read the book. It's full of crap like that.
Quote from Lorelai
Kirk: I don't call that a "maypole." I'd call that a "maybe-not pole."
Lorelai: What's with him?
Miss Patty: He's mad because I made Chrissy my dance captain over him.
Lorelai: Kirk has forty-three jobs.
Quote from Rory
Rory: It's only hitting me now. My classes are done. Done. I don't have to think about Chaucer or Euclid or Kafka or Machiavelli for months. I can just think about Jane magazine and why did Uma wear that dress. Fun stuff like that.
Dean: You'll still think about Kafka and probably Chaucer.
Rory: Probably. But those other two bozos are history. You hear me? History!