Lorelai Quote #1652

Quote from Lorelai in Luke Can See Her Face

Lorelai: Cats came to my house today.
Luke: Really.
Lorelai: Because they know I'm a loser and I'm destined to be alone.
Luke: You're not destined to be alone. You have Shel.
Lorelai: [sighs] Why is it so hard?
Luke: What, relationships? Look who you're asking.
Lorelai: At least you got married.
Luke: At least you had a kid.
Lorelai: It makes me sad sometimes. Does it make you sad?
Luke: I don't know. Maybe.
Lorelai: Huh. I see Dr. Phil books in our future.
Luke: Unless they stock them at Home Depot, they're not likely to cross my path.

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Lorelai: How late can you stay, Sookie?
Sookie: As late as you want. Davey's with his grandparents, and Jackson's sleeping with the zucchini tonight.
Lorelai: What's that, farm jargon?
Sookie: No, he's sleeping with the zucchini.
Lorelai: But what does that mean, sleeping with the zucchini?
Sookie: It means he's sleeping with the zucchini.
Lorelai: Sookie, fill me in here. Where's Jackson?
Sookie: Well, he checked the forecast today, and there's a potential cold front coming in from Canada, and he knows how important the zucchini is for opening day menu, so...
Lorelai: Are you saying that "sleeping with the zucchini" means...
Sookie: He's sleeping with the zucchini.

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Lorelai: Sook, Sook.
Sookie: Where are we?
Lorelai: Michel, wake up. Hon, wake up.
Michel: What happened?
Lorelai: We slept with the zucchini.
Michel: We slept with the zucchini?
Lorelai: We slept with the zucchini.
Sookie: I slept good. I mean, really good.
Michel: Me too.
Lorelai: That's the best night's sleep I've had in weeks.
Michel: My back isn't hurting. It's perfect now.
Sookie: It's like a magic zucchini patch.

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Lorelai: Jackson!
Jackson: What are you doing here?
Lorelai: What are you doing here?
Jackson: I'm sleeping with the zucchini. Didn't you tell her that I was sleeping with the zucchini?
Sookie: She had a little trouble grasping that concept.