Lorelai Quote #1623
Quote from Lorelai in Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' The Twist
Lorelai: You know, Luke, you don't have to tell me what happened unless you want to. But I promise I won't ask you about it again ever in this lifetime or the next. You know, I'll just tell Shirley MacLaine, "Hey, look, back off, Shirl. If Luke had wanted me to know, he would have told me back in my other lifetime, and I certainly don't expect-"
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Quote from Paris
Paris: This is the kind of cold you read about in a Dickens novel. We should be in a workhouse or shilling for Fagin.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: You're not worried, are you? Because I'm just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.
Lorelai: I know, I know. It's just it's always the good kids who've never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.
Rory: So you're sad you never taught me how to drink?
Lorelai: Exactly!
Rory: Well, grab a bottle and some quarters and let's go.
Lorelai: No falling out of windows.
Rory: Not even a first floor one.
Lorelai: And don't drink. And after you're done not drinking, drink tons of water and take two aspirin before you go to bed.
Rory: Got it.
Lorelai: And take Paris with you everywhere. Not much can happen with that girl along.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: [on the phone] It just got to be way too much fun.
Lorelai: Yeah? How much is "too much?"
Rory: I had a drink.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: Paris and I took turns throwing up.
Lorelai: That's the way you girls will find yourselves a husband.
Rory: It was fine. Aspirin, tons of water, mac and cheese.
Lorelai: Ahh, my baby's discovered her first hangover food. I wish I had a picture to put next to your clay handprint.
Rory: I think I still have the box.
Lorelai: Send it to me.