Lorelai Quote #308
Quote from Lorelai in Christopher Returns
Emily: Do you remember when the two of you were ten and you put on that adorable show for us?
Lorelai: What show, Mom?
Christopher: Lucy, Schroeder, you laying on the coffee table.
Lorelai: You pretending it was a piano. God, why is that remembered?
Emily: Because it was such a wonderful production.
Lorelai: Eh, I don't know if it was a production. It was just one song.
Christopher: "Suppertime".
Richard: Did you write that? That was really very good.
Lorelai: Dad, that's from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. It's a famous musical.
Richard: Well, I thought Christopher might have written it. He's a very talented man.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Christopher Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mom, neither of these two have any musical talent.
Christopher: Hey, I play guitar. The opening lick to Smoke On The Water. And I've mastered the opening lick to Jumpin' Jack Flash.
Richard: I'm a Chuck Berry man myself. [Lorelai snorts] Something wrong?
Lorelai: I would never have guessed that last sentence would ever come out of your mouth.
Richard: And why not?
Lorelai: Chuck Berry?
Richard: Yes, Chuck Berry. He was all the rage when I was in school.
Lorelai: So we're talking pre "My Ding-A-Ling"?
Richard: I believe I am.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: You, get in here and tell me about the happenings at home.
Lorelai: I assume you mean, '"Dd we get our toaster fixed?" And no, it's been cold Pop-Tarts for a week. It's like a damn Dickens' novel.
Quote from Lorelai
Christopher: She has a Dean?
Lorelai: She has a Dean.
Christopher: How did this happen?
Lorelai: Well, a single-celled organism crawled out of the primordial ooze and that pretty much led to Dean.
Christopher: [sighs] I need a beer.