Emily Quote #304
Quote from Emily in Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels
Lorelai: [on the phone] Mom, I already said I'd go.
Emily: But we still have a half empty table.
Lorelai: Well, fewer people to fight over the centerpiece.
Emily: Stop it. This is not funny. The last person who didn't fill her table was Loretta Bobbins. Do you remember Loretta Bobbins?
Lorelai: No.
Emily: Exactly! Once you do not fill your table, you do not get another table to fill. You are off the list.
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Lorelai: We're not late.
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Rory: In what universe?
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Jess: Like what?
Luke: I don't know. We have to say something.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: He's a grown man with an Etch-A-Sketch!
Jess: So shake him real hard. Maybe he'll disappear.