Lane Quote #29
Quote from Lane in Double Date
Lane: What are you gonna tell Lorelai?
Rory: I don't know.
Lane: She wouldn't tell my mom, would she?
Rory: I don't know if she'd feel good about lying to another mother. It's like this weird code thing with her.
Lane: So we don't tell her?
Rory: I'm not liking that option, either.
Lane: No. We'll tell her that we're meeting Dean for a movie and then we go to the movie and then somebody who happens to be Dean's friend just happens to be there for the same movie. And so we figure that it would be completely rude for us to not ask said person to come sit with us.
Rory: I say to hell with governor. You run directly for president.
Lane: It's not that bad.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
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Quote from Michel
Lorelai: I give up.
Michel: That's the spirit.
Lorelai: I can't remember any of this crap.
Michel: Well, not everyone is cut out to be their own boss. Maybe you are more of a worker bee. A follower, a ticket ripper or the man at the concert with the orange glow stick directing you where to park.
Lorelai: You're baiting me, aren't you?
Michel: No. I seriously have no faith in your aptitude.
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Yes, Michel?
Michel: I apologize for any inconvenience I might be causing your future employment. But your current one is experiencing a problem.
Lorelai: Once again I say, 'Yes, Michel?'
Michel: Are you sure you wouldn't like me to wait?
Lorelai: No, Michel.
Michel: Because learning the eating patterns of the average Taco Bell consumer is a vital lesson that...
Lorelai: Michel, what do you want?
Michel: We're overbooked.
Lorelai: How are we overbooked?
Michel: Well, there are more people here than there are rooms to put them in.
Quote from Sookie
Lorelai: I think you should do it now before you lose your nerve.
Sookie: Well, he isn't back to his office yet.
Lorelai: Does he have a cell phone?
Sookie: Yes.
Lorelai: You know, people buy cell phones for exactly this reason. So you can get a hold of them any time you want.
Sookie: I thought people bought cell phones in case their cars broke down at night and they had to call someone for help and there's psycho killers...