Emily Quote #30

Quote from Emily in Rory's Birthday Parties

Emily: Where was I?
Rory: Joseph Stanford is coming tomorrow.
Emily: Yes. So, Rory, your grandfather and I thought it might be nice after dinner to go around the house and pick out what you'd like us to leave you in our will.
Richard: Take a look at that desk in my office. It's a really fine Georgian piece.
Lorelai: Why don't I ever bring a tape recorder to these dinners?
Rory: Well, anything you want to leave me is fine.
Emily: Nonsense. You should have what you like. Just look around. When you see something you like, stick a Post-it on it.
Lorelai: Okay, you two have officially hit a new level of weird that even I marvel at.
Emily: You can pick out things, too.
Lorelai: Oh, now it's way less creepy.
Emily: Did you hear that, Richard? Apparently we're creepy.
Richard: Yes, well, you live and learn.

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 ‘Rory's Birthday Parties’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: I think you're a great, cool kid, and the best friend a girl could have.
Rory: Back at you.
Lorelai: And it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago, I was lying in exactly the same position...
Rory: Oh, boy, here we go.
Lorelai: Only I had a huge, fat stomach, and big, fat ankles. And I was swearing like a sailor-
Rory: On leave.
Lorelai: On leave, right. And there I was-
Rory: In labor.
Lorelai: And while some have called it the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this.
Lorelai: And I was screaming and swearing and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me.
Rory: There wasn't.
Lorelai: But pelting the nurses sure was fun.
Rory: I love you, Mom.
Lorelai: Ssh. We're getting to the part where he sees your head. So there I was, lying...

Quote from Rory

Lorelai: Wow, nice face you got on there.
Rory: Coffee.
Lorelai: Bad day?
Rory: I've now used the word "suck" so much that it's lost all meaning to me.

Quote from Richard

Richard: Ah. Lovely party. I enjoyed the reading material immensely.
Rory: So what's the verdict?
Richard: I... am an autumn.
Rory: Interesting.
Richard: Isn't it?