Lorelai Quote #1239
Quote from Lorelai in Happy Birthday, Baby
Rory: Luke is going to be very sorry he ever made this offer to you.
Lorelai: Hey, Luke has given me five free hours of handyman work for my birthday for the last five years.
Rory: And you have grossly exploited that gift every year for the past four years.
Lorelai: Well, I need to make up for that first year where I didn't milk it like I should've.
Rory: The spirit of giving is completely lost on you.
Lorelai: But the spirit of getting is alive and well and it wants its chimney swept. Ooh, put down laundry, too.
Rory: Fine, then can he also build me another bookshelf?
Lorelai: I've never been prouder of you than I am right at this moment.
Rory: And tell him to paint little flowers on it.
Lorelai: 'cause he's so good with the florals.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Happy Birthday, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Luke: Well, that's nuts.
Lorelai: Rory made this for me, I don't wanna ruin it.
Luke: Then why'd you eat the cookie?
Lorelai: 'Cause I wanted a Mallomar.
Luke: But why didn't you just eat one out of the box?
Lorelai: 'Cause this one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
Luke: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
Lorelai: So?
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, I didn't buy a new purse, I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face.
Rory: Oh, Paris.
Paris: It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose.
Louise: Did you take a picture?
Paris: No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.
Quote from Michel
Tobin: Michel, did you get a bagel?
Michel: I don't want a bagel.
Tobin: Are you sure? They're Kosher.
Michel: I don't eat bagels. Bagels are like glue in your intestines and ensure that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.
Sookie: Ew. Shut up.