Michel Quote #72
Quote from Michel in Eight O'Clock at the Oasis
Lorelai: Aw, wow, that was a good table.
Michel: It was a good table, not a great table.
Lorelai: We should've gone for it.
Michel: Too expensive and too many scratches.
Lorelai: We could've buffed the scratches out.
Michel: Look, if you want it that bad, it's quite obvious that the buyer's children will be selling it at his probate in the very near future.
Lorelai: You're awful.
Michel: And he's old, now be quiet.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Eight O'Clock at the Oasis’ Quotes
Quote from Richard
Richard: Pork is bred leaner these days. It has a different taste. Less fat equals less flavor. Yet another example of the great advances man has made, flavorless pork. Hurrah for the opposable thumbs.
Lorelai: All right, enough talk about pork. Please, someone change the subject.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: [laughs] And then the rabbit says, "How about that schnitzel!" Well?
Rory: Well what? There's no punchline.
Lorelai: That is the punchline.
Rory: "How about that schnitzel!" That's the punchline?
Lorelai: Well, no, not when you say it like that.
Rory: How am I supposed to say it?
Lorelai: Like a punchline.
Rory: How about that schnitzel!
Lorelai: Oh, forget it.
Quote from Michel
Michel: I'm sorry, did I hear you mention something about an auction?
Lorelai: My mother's women's group is having one next week.
Michel: Oh, well, you know. I love a good auction. The drama, the strategy.
Lorelai: The strategy?
Michel: Oh, yes. First, you mustn't be too eager because that drives the price way up.
Lorelai: Don't be too eager, got it.
Michel: And you must always be extremely careful of your paddle movements.
Lorelai: Well, that certainly calls for a "Dirty!"
Michel: How's your arm raise? Good?
Lorelai: Pretty good.
Michel: Ah, I have an excellent arm raise.
Lorelai: That's what it says on the bathroom wall.