Paris Quote #130

Quote from Paris in Haunted Leg

Paris: In the past, all great empires have fallen. The feeling seems to be that it's inevitable. That something like what the Romans built could not last. Maybe they're right. Maybe there is no way of keeping something that big and prosperous permanently. Maybe there is no way of keeping our legacy from becoming obsolete. Well, I intend to fly in the face of such thinking, and damn it, I will succeed. I certainly don't wanna come back here twenty years from now on Alumni's Night and find this place turned into a high-priced charm school, pink and white with big cheerleading megaphones painted on the walls. I wouldn't be able to take it. I would have to dismantle the place stone by stone with my bare hands...

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 ‘Haunted Leg’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Luke: You know what helps get rid of a cold?
Lorelai: Endless vague questioning first thing in the morning?
Luke: A healthy immune system.
Lorelai: My second guess.
Luke: And you know how you get a healthy immune system?
Lorelai: Remember when you hated me? That was fun, wasn't it?
Luke: Is it eating nothing but crap all day and blowing out your brain cells with coffee?
Rory: No.
Luke: That's right, no.
Lorelai: Why are you helping him?
Rory: No seemed like the right answer.
Luke: Eat a vegetable now and then, maybe some high fiber cereal in the morning.

Quote from Jess

Jess: You didn't answer me.
Rory: About what?
Jess: Did you call me at all?
Rory: No.
Jess: Did you send me a letter?
Rory: No.
Jess: Postcard?
Rory: No.
Jess: Smoke signal?
Rory: Stop.
Jess: A nice fruit basket?
Rory: Enough!

Quote from Emily

Rory: Mom's business is great, too. I mean, not that it's without its problem, you know, but they're usually funny problems... like... Oh! Mom, why don't you tell Grandma about the mouse?
Emily: What mouse?
Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: There's a mouse at the inn.
Emily: Is the place dirty?
Lorelai: No, it's just surrounded by this thing called nature and... mice happen.
Emily: Mice carry diseases, you know.
Lorelai: It's a tiny little field mouse, Mom.
Emily: I don't care how big it is, it's still a rodent.
Lorelai: Let's just change the subject, shall we?
Emily: You should set a trap.
Lorelai: Got it covered.
Emily: Just make sure you don't use poison.
Lorelai: Got it covered.
Emily: They will eat the poison and then go into the walls and die, decompose, and the entire place will smell.
Lorelai: I've got it covered, but thanks.