Lorelai Quote #864
Quote from Lorelai in Help Wanted
Richard: I can't do it without Margie.
Emily: No one would expect you to.
Lorelai: You can't be serious.
Richard: I wonder if it's too late to get out of my lease.
Emily: You should look into that immediately.
Lorelai: Whoa, whoa, whoa, there is a baby here desperately in need of some bathwater.
Richard: What is she saying, Emily.
Emily: What are you saying, Lorelai?
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Help Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Emily: Your father is now the president and CEO of the Gilmore Group, an international insurance consulting firm.
Lorelai: Wow, that's great. So, um, what's the- Like how is- What's his job?
Emily: He's a consultant.
Lorelai: Meaning?
Emily: Your father is an international insurance consultant.
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah, but what exactly does that mean?
Emily: He consults on matters related to international insurance.
Lorelai: Wait. When Dad goes to his new office, he sits down, and he...
Emily: Consults with international clients on insurance matters.
Lorelai: I don't know why we're not opening for Rickles.
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: Luke's is closed?
Rory: Luke's is never closed.
Lorelai: I know. Are you sure it's closed?
Kirk: Well, first I read the sign, then I tried the door in case it was some elaborate ruse.
Lorelai: Designed to keep only you out?
Kirk: There's precedent.
Quote from Lane
Rory: [on the phone] That's amazing.
Lane: I know.
Rory: But how are you going to do this?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: How are you going to buy a drum set?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: And even if you buy a drum set, where will you play it?
Lane: I don't know. I don't know any of this, but I will figure something out because I am Keith Moon! I am Neil Peart! I am Rick Allen, with and without the arm! Because I am rock 'n' roll, baby! I'll call you later.