Lane Quote #84
Quote from Lane in Back in the Saddle Again
Lane: Sales.
Rory: It's just a stupid test.
Lane: "Lane Kim, you have shown a genuine aptitude for sales."
Rory: It doesn't mean anything.
Lane: "Hello, ma'am, I see you're eyeing the new Whip-o-Matic. This baby's right off the truck. And let me tell you, if you're looking something to fulfill your whipping needs, you've come to the right place. As Devo says: 'If there's a problem, you must whip it with a Whip-o-Matic.'"
Rory: Wow, you are good.
Lane: Stop it.
Rory: I'll take two.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Back in the Saddle Again’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Michel: Do not talk to my mother ever again. Do you understand me?
Lorelai: No, I don't understand. Michel, you and your mother seem crazy about each other. I assumed, since you gave up carbs a year ago, she knew.
Michel: Yes, well, you know what happens when you assume.
Lorelai: What?
Michel: I don't know. Something about a donkey. It's a stupid American phrase!
Quote from Emily
Lorelai: Mom, there's nothing wrong with getting help.
Emily: Lorelai Gilmore, are you seriously suggesting that your father go to a complete stranger and talk about his personal life?
Lorelai: Lots of people swear by it.
Emily: Yes. Disturbed people. Deviants. People with multiple personalities who see things and hear dogs talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.
Lorelai: Mom.
Emily: Next thing you know, you'll be suggesting I go to a psychiatrist.
Lorelai: Too many comebacks. I cannot pick.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I'm hanging out with Lane tonight.
Lorelai: Lane?
Rory: Yeah. We have some serious CD listening to do. We're way behind on all the Elvis Costello reissues coming out.
Lorelai: I didn't think Lane could hang out past 9:00.
Rory: Her mom's at an antique fair in Woodbury until Sunday. Her grandmother's staying with her, but she's asleep by 6:00.