Rory: [on the phone] She's letting you go? That's amazing. What changed her mind?
Lane: I let her watch Romeo and Juliet movie with Leo and Claire Danes.
Rory: Really? I would have thought she hated it.
Lane: Oh, she did. But trust my mom to turn one of the world's great love stories into a cautionary tale of what happens when children disobey their parents.

Rory: So how'd it go?
Lorelai: We talked about the things we had in common, and then the salad came.
Rory: Not a soul mate?
Lorelai: He's never seen Ab Fab. Plus, he's outdoorsy. Remember that Meryl Streep movie where she and her family take a rafting trip and then psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take him down the river? That's his dream vacation, minus Kevin Bacon.
Rory: Wow.
Lorelai: Whereas mine is Kevin Bacon, minus the river.

Lorelai: Okay, I couldn't make up my mind so I got The Shining and Bringing Up Baby. Now, I know you're thinking: "One's a movie about a homicidal parent, and the other one's..."