Richard Quote #30
Quote from Richard in Christopher Returns
Lorelai: I get it, I'm horrible. So why don't you disown me and adopt Christopher? You love him.
Richard: Don't be a martyr, Lorelai. And don't be naive. Do you think I love the boy who got my daughter pregnant? I wanted to kill him. I would have, too, with my bare hands. But there was a proper procedure to be followed in a situation like this.
Lorelai: Marriage.
Richard: Christopher was willing to follow the procedure we laid out. You weren't.
Lorelai: What about what I wanted? Dad, didn't that matter to you at all?
Richard: Sometimes one has to sacrifice something in order to do what is right.
Lorelai: I feel indescribably sad for you right now, Dad.
Richard: Save your emotions, Lorelai. I've had my fill of them tonight.
Lorelai: So, um, we just end it here? Nothing resolved?
Richard: I'm tired.
Lorelai: Okay. Okay.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Christopher Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mom, neither of these two have any musical talent.
Christopher: Hey, I play guitar. The opening lick to Smoke On The Water. And I've mastered the opening lick to Jumpin' Jack Flash.
Richard: I'm a Chuck Berry man myself. [Lorelai snorts] Something wrong?
Lorelai: I would never have guessed that last sentence would ever come out of your mouth.
Richard: And why not?
Lorelai: Chuck Berry?
Richard: Yes, Chuck Berry. He was all the rage when I was in school.
Lorelai: So we're talking pre "My Ding-A-Ling"?
Richard: I believe I am.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: You, get in here and tell me about the happenings at home.
Lorelai: I assume you mean, '"Dd we get our toaster fixed?" And no, it's been cold Pop-Tarts for a week. It's like a damn Dickens' novel.
Quote from Lorelai
Christopher: She has a Dean?
Lorelai: She has a Dean.
Christopher: How did this happen?
Lorelai: Well, a single-celled organism crawled out of the primordial ooze and that pretty much led to Dean.
Christopher: [sighs] I need a beer.