Emily Quote #81
Quote from Emily in Christopher Returns
Emily: That was quite a bit of excitement tonight.
Rory: Oh, yeah.
Emily: Not the good kind.
Rory: Nope.
Emily: None of this means anything, Rory.
Rory: I know.
Emily: Straub is actually a good man, very smart. He was one of the top lawyers in his field. A very arcane aspect of international law. And he's always been so active in his community. His charity work has never diminished over the years. Oh, let's face it, he's a big ass. Rory, I know you heard a lot of talk on various disappointments this evening. And I know you've heard a lot of talk about it in the past. But I wanna make this very clear. You, young lady, your person and your existence have never ever been, not even for a second, included in that list. Do you understand me?
Rory: Yeah, I do.
Emily: Good. Now eat up.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Christopher Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mom, neither of these two have any musical talent.
Christopher: Hey, I play guitar. The opening lick to Smoke On The Water. And I've mastered the opening lick to Jumpin' Jack Flash.
Richard: I'm a Chuck Berry man myself. [Lorelai snorts] Something wrong?
Lorelai: I would never have guessed that last sentence would ever come out of your mouth.
Richard: And why not?
Lorelai: Chuck Berry?
Richard: Yes, Chuck Berry. He was all the rage when I was in school.
Lorelai: So we're talking pre "My Ding-A-Ling"?
Richard: I believe I am.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: You, get in here and tell me about the happenings at home.
Lorelai: I assume you mean, '"Dd we get our toaster fixed?" And no, it's been cold Pop-Tarts for a week. It's like a damn Dickens' novel.
Quote from Lorelai
Christopher: She has a Dean?
Lorelai: She has a Dean.
Christopher: How did this happen?
Lorelai: Well, a single-celled organism crawled out of the primordial ooze and that pretty much led to Dean.
Christopher: [sighs] I need a beer.