Lorelai Quote #279

Quote from Lorelai in That Damn Donna Reed

Richard: Well, what is so interesting about Europe in the spring?
Lorelai: Spring vegetables.
Emily: You want us to go to Europe to eat a vegetable?
Lorelai: No, I don't know, Mom. There's all kinds of stuff. There's festivals and, you know, Europe.
Emily: In the fall.
Richard: It costs a fortune to travel first-class in Europe. We only do it every two years.
Emily: In the fall.
Richard: It's just not in the budget this year.
Lorelai: You don't have to fly first class. [Richard and Emily are stunned into silence] 'Cause there's always coach. Or business class is slightly less. There's deals on the Internet. [Richard and Emily exchange a look] Hmm. Pass the potatoes.
Rory: You got it.


 ‘That Damn Donna Reed’ Quotes

Quote from Lane

Lane: Okay, let's have a look. Okay, we have classic rock, progressive rock, pretty-boy rock...
Rory: Excuse me?
Lane: Bon Jovi, Duran Duran, The Wallflowers, Bush...
Rory: Got it. Next?
Lane: Uh, punk, new wave, German metal bands... Broadway soundtracks.
Rory: Interesting filing system.
Lane: Anything yet?
Rory: Nope, sorry.
Lane: Okay. Well, over there, we have jazz, jazz vocals, classical, country rockabilly, Sinatra: The Capitol Years. Oh, wait. The miscellaneous section.
Rory: Hey, that sounds right. William Shatner? Is this the one where he sings "Tambourine Man"?
Lane: And "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".
Rory: Remind me to get this for my mom for her birthday.

Quote from Dean

Dean: What are we watching?
Lorelai: The incomparable Donna Reed Show.
Rory: What's in there?
Dean: A salad.
Rory: Salad?
Dean: Yeah, it's a quaint dish sometimes used to precede large quantities of pizza. [Lorelai and Rory give Dean a puzzled look] It's for me.
Rory: Clearly.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Kick-ass wine.
Emily: How poetic.
Lorelai: It's got a nice smell. Earthy, vibrant. You can taste the Italian's feet.
Richard: Well, it's a Bordeaux. It's French.
Lorelai: Hmm. What's an Italian's foot doing in a French wine?