Lorelai Quote #242
Quote from Lorelai in Double Date
Sookie: What if I'm making an idiot out of myself?
Lorelai: By going out on a date?
Sookie: With my produce guy.
Lorelai: You like him.
Sookie: But what if tonight is a disaster and then he won't sell to me anymore?
Lorelai: Oh, my God, you're right.
Sookie: Yes, see?
Lorelai: And since all the produce in the entire world is in his possession and all the produce grown in the future will be in his possession then we will never again get any produce, and all of our vegetarian clients will die.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: I give up.
Michel: That's the spirit.
Lorelai: I can't remember any of this crap.
Michel: Well, not everyone is cut out to be their own boss. Maybe you are more of a worker bee. A follower, a ticket ripper or the man at the concert with the orange glow stick directing you where to park.
Lorelai: You're baiting me, aren't you?
Michel: No. I seriously have no faith in your aptitude.
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Yes, Michel?
Michel: I apologize for any inconvenience I might be causing your future employment. But your current one is experiencing a problem.
Lorelai: Once again I say, 'Yes, Michel?'
Michel: Are you sure you wouldn't like me to wait?
Lorelai: No, Michel.
Michel: Because learning the eating patterns of the average Taco Bell consumer is a vital lesson that...
Lorelai: Michel, what do you want?
Michel: We're overbooked.
Lorelai: How are we overbooked?
Michel: Well, there are more people here than there are rooms to put them in.
Quote from Sookie
Lorelai: I think you should do it now before you lose your nerve.
Sookie: Well, he isn't back to his office yet.
Lorelai: Does he have a cell phone?
Sookie: Yes.
Lorelai: You know, people buy cell phones for exactly this reason. So you can get a hold of them any time you want.
Sookie: I thought people bought cell phones in case their cars broke down at night and they had to call someone for help and there's psycho killers...