Lorelai Quote #51
Quote from Lorelai in Kill Me Now
Lorelai: Rory, I love you. I would take a bullet for you. But I'd rather stick something sharp thing in my ear than go to the club.
Rory: Fine.
Lorelai: I'd rather slide down a banister of razorblades and land in a pool of alcohol than go to the club with you.
Rory: I got it.
Lorelai: [giggles] Don't stop me, I'm on a roll. I'd rather eat my own hand than go to the club with you. Ooh, I'd rather surgically alter my face to look like the lunatic rich lady with the lion head than go to the club with you.
Rory: Would you like me to drive so you can continue your diatribe?
Lorelai: Would you? Thanks. I'd rather cut off my head and use it as a punch bowl than go to the club with you.
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Quote from Richard
Emily: And after Sophia, we had Anton.
Richard: That's right. Anton was the one that I liked.
Lorelai: I'm sorry. Dad, how do you mix up Anton and Sophia?
Richard: What do you mean?
Lorelai: Well, one is a man and one is a woman.
Richard: And your point being..?
Lorelai: That one is a man and one is a woman.
Richard: I have a lot to do in a day, Lorelai. I don't have time to keep up with the multitudes of people that your mother employs.
Lorelai: But one is a man and one is a woman.
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Uh, Rory has to pick a team sport to play.
Rory: It's a requirement.
Richard: "Physical fitness is as important as intellectual fitness." So says Plato, and so say I.
Quote from Emily
Emily: I'm trying to help your daughter get an education.
Lorelai: Thank you, she'll find another sport.
Emily: Why should she?
Rory: Because she doesn't wanna go, and Dad doesn't wanna take her.
Emily: Oh, your father doesn't know what he wants. He'd get his hair cut at the butcher's, if I let him.