Lorelai Quote #2532
Quote from Lorelai in Unto the Breach
Lorelai: I know he asked me out of respect, but I'll tell you what's not respectful is asking for my permission and then making me wait. Every time the phone rings, I think it's gonna be her, telling me that it's happened, but it's not. It's just my mother calling with some boring party detail, like asking me about the ratio of devil to egg.
Sookie: Ooh, that's easy. It's one part yolk and two parts mayonnaise. Oh, God, you don't care at all, do you?
Lorelai: No.
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‘Unto the Breach’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: Sold for $15 more than I paid 2 years ago see, the key to haggling is you put your hands around their throat and keep on squeezing.
Doyle: You've got skills, baby.
Paris: I know. Think of how useful I'll be when we're in India. Oh, remind me, we have to pack Advil. If I get a headache over there, I'm not about to get some Ayurvedic massage.
Doyle: Sure, just to clarify, you are gonna tame it down a little when we're in India, right? I mean we are tourists.
Paris: No way. My philosophy is "travel aggressively." Otherwise, you get taken advantage of.
Quote from Kirk
Taylor Doose: Onto the next order of business. Our esteemed friend and neighbor Kirk would like a permit to do his performance-art piece called "Kirk-in-a-box" in the town square.
Kirk: It isn't a performance-art piece. It is a feat of endurance an attempt to stretch the bounds of human possibility.
Miss Patty: And what exactly is "Kirk-in-a-box"?
Kirk: I will be suspended 20 feet above the street in a clear Lucite box with no food or water.
Lorelai: Oh, like David Blaine?
Kirk: Not at all. My box is smaller.
Babette: Why?
Kirk: Because Lucite is very costly.
Babette: No. Why are you doing it?
Kirk: To see if I can.
Quote from Sookie
Sookie: Don't worry, 'cause I prefer footballs, basically.
Lorelai: Huh?
Sookie: It's a mnemonic device. Dress, wedges, champagne, ice, plastic flutes, beaded clutch. "Beaded clutch" is one word.
Lorelai: And panty hose.
Sookie: Don't worry, 'cause I prefer footballs, basically, Polly.
Lorelai: And tissues and my camera.
Sookie: "Don't worry, 'cause I prefer footballs, basically," Polly teased Chad.
Lorelai: Why would Polly tease Chad about preferring footballs?
Sookie: I don't know. Maybe Polly prefers soccer balls.
Lorelai: That doesn't make any sense.
Sookie: Well, then stop adding stuff to the list.