Michel Quote #242
Quote from Michel in Hay Bale Maze
Sookie: Michel, you can't put your schedules in the front of the basket. It's blocking everything.
Michel: So?
Sookie: So it shouldn't block everything. It doesn't look good.
Michel: [chuckles] Yes, it does. I am a man of refine and renown . Aesthetic Fabien Baron once publicly admired the way I decorated my locker at crunch. I worked extremely hard on these schedules, and it looks good.
Sookie: Yes, the schedules look nice, okay. Lovely font choice, lovely use of bullet points, but give me a break it's not like you made them on an antique printing press or something.
Michel: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you make your chocolate-dipped apricots on an antique printing press?
Sookie: Ha ha. No, of course not.
Michel: Touché.
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Quote from Paris
Paris: There's no milk in here for my cereal. It's cool. I'll just skip breakfast and suffer the afternoon mood swings.
Logan: I'm sorry, I could have sworn there were like four or five cartons in there.
Paris: Each of these milks is here for a reason. I need the 2% for my cereal, whole milk for my tea, half-and-half for my coffee, skim milk for cooking or baking, plus, I like to keep lactaid on hand for Doyle.
Doyle: Which I don't need because I'm not lactose intolerant.
Paris: You're lactose resistant. You have a bias against lactose. You're sensitive.
Doyle: I'm not sensitive. I have no problem with lactose.
Paris: There's nothing wrong with being sensitive. Jake Gyllenhaal is sensitive. Orlando Bloom is sensitive.
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: We didn't schedule any bird-watching, did we?
Michel: There was a void. On the schedule there was nothing scheduled on Saturday evening. It looks ridiculous so I wrote in bird-watching.
Lorelai: Oh, that's clever. Except for the fact we didn't schedule any bird-watching.
Michel: So?
Lorelai: So what if people want to do some bird-watch?
Michel: Oh, please. No one will want to go bird-watching.
Lorelai: How do you know?
Michel: Who wants to watch birds? Why on earth would you watch a bird?
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Oh, you know what should be on here is hay-bale maze.
Sookie: I can't believe we're actually having a hay-bale maze.
Michel: Oh, what is wrong with people? Walking in hay? Don't they have lives? Don't they have televisions and elliptical machines?