Lorelai Quote #2498

Quote from Lorelai in Gilmore Girls Only

Emily: He refuses to deal with anything. All he does is watch golf, pad around in his sweatsuit, and annoy me with questions about things he's misplaced. He's getting to be a serious pain in the you-know-what.
Lorelai: The nose? The ear?
Emily: Would it give you that much pleasure to hear me say "ass"?
Lorelai: I wasn't sure, but, yes, it did.

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 ‘Gilmore Girls Only’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: That's cute.
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Rory: I don't know if "cute" is what I'm going for on an interview for a newspaper, but...
Lorelai: Worked for Brenda Starr. Worked for Lois Lane.
Rory: So if I get a job as a journalist in a comic strip, this is the one.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: All right. Looks like our choices are Hitch or The Lake House.
Rory: I could use a laugh.
Lorelai: All right, The Lake House it is.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: You know, I want to take back the "cute." That's really growing on me. It's very you.
Rory: Really?
Lorelai: Yeah, it's very grown-up. It reeks of gravitas. It screams New York Times.
Rory: Well, I need it to say more than that. I'm hoping to hear from the San Francisco Chronicle, the Seattle Times, the Detroit Free Press.
Lorelai: Well, honey, you can't ask one suit to say so much.