Kirk Quote #244
Quote from Kirk in Gilmore Girls Only
Zach: What's wrong with the order?
Kirk: Grilled-cheese platter comes with french fries and pickles.
Zach: Which I'm looking at.
Kirk: Look a little closer, my friend, and you'll see that the juice from the pickles has leached over to the grilled cheese, rendering it sodden and inedible.
Zach: Well...
Kirk: I don't recall ordering grilled cheese au jus.
Zach: Pickles have juice, dude. It's like a main law of nature.
Kirk: Ah, but that's where Lane knew how to prevent this culinary catastrophe. Prior to serving the dish, she would use the french fries to build a tiny dam-
Zach: Dude, I get it.
Luke: It's all going to the same place inside that dark, strange body of yours, Kirk. Now eat it.
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Lorelai: That's cute.
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Rory: I don't know if "cute" is what I'm going for on an interview for a newspaper, but...
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Rory: So if I get a job as a journalist in a comic strip, this is the one.
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Rory: I could use a laugh.
Lorelai: All right, The Lake House it is.
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Lorelai: You know, I want to take back the "cute." That's really growing on me. It's very you.
Rory: Really?
Lorelai: Yeah, it's very grown-up. It reeks of gravitas. It screams New York Times.
Rory: Well, I need it to say more than that. I'm hoping to hear from the San Francisco Chronicle, the Seattle Times, the Detroit Free Press.
Lorelai: Well, honey, you can't ask one suit to say so much.