Emily Quote #542

Quote from Emily in Gilmore Girls Only

Lorelai: Have you seen The Pursuit of Happyness?
Emily: Is that the one with Will Smith? He's so attractive.
Lorelai: Mmm! Mom has a thing for Will Smith.
Emily: I don't have a thing for him. Is it on now?
Lorelai: Yeah.

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 ‘Gilmore Girls Only’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: That's cute.
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Rory: I don't know if "cute" is what I'm going for on an interview for a newspaper, but...
Lorelai: Worked for Brenda Starr. Worked for Lois Lane.
Rory: So if I get a job as a journalist in a comic strip, this is the one.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: All right. Looks like our choices are Hitch or The Lake House.
Rory: I could use a laugh.
Lorelai: All right, The Lake House it is.

 Emily Gilmore Quotes

Quote from I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar

Emily: It's like a canoe.
Lorelai: What's like a canoe?
Emily: Life.
Lorelai: Okay.
Emily: You're just paddling along in a canoe.
Lorelai: Mother, have you ever been in a canoe?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Well, I just can't picture you in a canoe.
Emily: Your father and I have been paddling a canoe together for years. Only now, he's dropped the paddle. He just dropped it. Not only that, but now the canoe is going in circles. Without your father there, I'm paddling on my side and the canoe is spinning in circles, and the harder I paddle, the faster it spins, and it's hard work, and I'm getting tired.

Quote from Driving Miss Gilmore

Lorelai: Here we go.
Emily: What is this?
Lorelai: This is my car.
Emily: We can't go in this. We have to take the other car.
Lorelai: What other car? No, Mom, that's not a car. That's a rap-video set.
Emily: I ordered it specially. It has the darkest windows available. They say it's the car Jay-Z uses when he's in town. I assume that's an entertainer of some sort. The windows are bulletproof. They kept saying that as if it's a selling point. I told them I was not paying extra for bulletproof windows. I haven't been strafed in years.