Lorelai Quote #2503
Lorelai: All right. Looks like our choices are Hitch or The Lake House.
Rory: I could use a laugh.
Lorelai: All right, The Lake House it is.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: That's cute.
Rory: I don't know if "cute" is what I'm going for on an interview for a newspaper, but...
Lorelai: Worked for Brenda Starr. Worked for Lois Lane.
Rory: So if I get a job as a journalist in a comic strip, this is the one.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: You know, I want to take back the "cute." That's really growing on me. It's very you.
Lorelai: Yeah, it's very grown-up. It reeks of gravitas. It screams New York Times.
Rory: Well, I need it to say more than that. I'm hoping to hear from the San Francisco Chronicle, the Seattle Times, the Detroit Free Press.
Lorelai: Well, honey, you can't ask one suit to say so much.
Quote from Afterboom
Lorelai: Okay. Wait. Just wait. We can still leave.
Lorelai: Rory, right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, "Don't go in there."
Quote from Let the Games Begin
Emily: What on earth does Frank Lloyd Wright have to do with my salad?
Richard: And your walnuts.
Lorelai: Mrs. Wright apparently had this major problem with her help. She was very rough on them and they totally hated her. So this guy who had worked for her forever, he had finally had enough. I believe the incident was over walnuts, wasn't it, honey?
Rory: The exact cause has not been proven.
Lorelai: Anyhow, Mrs. Wright invites this whole posse of people over for dinner and they're all sitting around eating, and Mr. Disgruntled Servant Guy goes outside and locks all the doors and windows and douses the whole house in gasoline and sets the place on fire.
Emily: My goodness.
Lorelai: So the house is on fire, and people are freaking out, so they run to the doors but the doors are locked, so a few of them try to get out through the windows, but Mr. Angry-Puss is standing outside with an ax hacking them to death and so they all died.
Emily: Why on earth would you tell me that story?
Lorelai: All I'm saying is, sometimes eating a walnut is preferable to getting hacked to death or set on fire during dinner.
Emily: One of these days I'm going to make you eat in your room.