Richard Quote #226

Quote from Richard in I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar

Richard: If you will excuse me, I have to get back to my golf.
Emily: Richard.
Richard: Please. I know I've missed Jacklin's bogey on the 16th. I'm not missing his putt on the 17th. That's a famous putt, Emily.
Emily: Wait, you're watching an old golf game?
Richard: Well, it's the last singles match of the '69 Ryder cup. Jacklin, Nicklaus... the concession!
Emily: I can't believe you're watching an old golf game instead of eating...
Richard: Fish?
Emily: Dinner with your family. You already know how it's going to turn out.
Richard: Well, that never stopped people going to see Hamlet.

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 ‘I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar’ Quotes

Quote from Emily

Emily: It's like a canoe.
Lorelai: What's like a canoe?
Emily: Life.
Lorelai: Okay.
Emily: You're just paddling along in a canoe.
Lorelai: Mother, have you ever been in a canoe?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Well, I just can't picture you in a canoe.
Emily: Your father and I have been paddling a canoe together for years. Only now, he's dropped the paddle. He just dropped it. Not only that, but now the canoe is going in circles. Without your father there, I'm paddling on my side and the canoe is spinning in circles, and the harder I paddle, the faster it spins, and it's hard work, and I'm getting tired.

Quote from Lorelai

Emily: The idea that two grown men hitting a tiny ball with metal sticks is the equivalent of Hamlet... ridiculous. But can I say anything? No! Because I can't agitate him.
Lorelai: It is ridiculous. Golf is really more like Richard III. They're all hunched over.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: What? Her mouth is moving. I can't hear anything. Is something wrong with my ears?
Rory: No, I don't think it's your ears, poor thing.
Lorelai: Ugh, this house is a giant Skinner box with Chippendale chairs.