Kirk Quote #236
Quote from Kirk in Farewell, My Pet
Kirk: Flower delivery.
Lorelai: Kirk? Oh, I didn't know you worked for Grayson's.
Kirk: Oh, no, I don't work there. I'm volunteering.
Lorelai: How noble.
Kirk: Yeah, I just thought it was time to give something back. Here's your bill. It's a little high because we had to do a little airbrushing. Small blemish on the nose. Probably wasn't visible to the naked eye, but when we blew the picture up... Wow.
Lorelai: Sounds great. I got stuff to take care of. Bring the rest of the flowers in?
Kirk: Sure thing. [clears throat] I don't want to embarrass you, but it is customary to tip the deliveryman.
Lorelai: I thought you were volunteering.
Kirk: Not for you.
Lorelai: Ask Rob at the front desk. He's got the petty cash.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Farewell, My Pet’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: What's with the gooney look?
Rory: Huh?
Paris: Your face. It's right out of a Harlequin romance.
Rory: He's just been so great. I mean, he's really been there for me for the past couple days. I had to practically send him away from the hospital yesterday.
Paris: I know. It's amazing. I never thought you guys were gonna last.
Rory: What?
Paris: I'm just being honest. Logan Huntzberger? Between the women and the drinking, that kid was on the Colin Farrell freeway about to pull over into the Robert Downey Jr. rest stop.
Quote from Michel
Michel: Let's discuss the programs.
Lorelai: The programs.
Sookie: You want programs?
Michel: Do you think when the Princess of Wales was interred at Althorp the Spencer family was asked whether or not they wanted programs?
Lorelai: Probably not.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: [on the phone] So, talk to me. How are you feeling?
Lorelai: Oh, good, good. Fine. Medium. You know, rare... medium rare. Rare. More like sashimi.