Sookie Quote #290
Quote from Sookie in Knit, People, Knit!
Lorelai: What do regular guys do?
Sookie: Grunt?
Lorelai: Scratch?
Sookie: Leave the toilet seat up?
Lorelai: Talk about sports?
Sookie: Talk about cars?
Lorelai: Burp?
Sookie: [gasps] Beer!
Lorelai: Drink beer.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Knit, People, Knit!’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Emily: Lorelai, you ought to celebrate your marriage.
Lorelai: We did. We did celebrate. Right after we got married, we went out and had a beautiful meal, didn't we? We had a beautiful meal. Yeah, we had a chocolate mousse and a para liqueur and a cheese plate.
Emily: A cheese plate? Since when is a hunk of fermented milk a suitable means for celebrating a marriage?
Quote from Lorelai
Kirk: Free needles. Free for everyone. Free needles! Free needles!
Lorelai: See? Who says Stars Hollow's not progressive?
Quote from Lorelai
Richard: If we don't throw a party, who knows what people will think?
Lorelai: Why don't you give us an anniversary party? Like a 10th? Wouldn't that be nice, honey? I mean, what is 10... bronze, sandstone, particleboard?
Rory: Actually, it's tin.
Emily: But that's not for 10 years.
Lorelai: Giving you plenty of time to plan. Tin?
Rory: Things just stick in my brain.