Lorelai Quote #2328

Quote from Lorelai in The Long Morrow

Rory: Let's do something that doesn't require talking. Like, we could go to the movies.
Lorelai: You want to try not talking at a movie?
Rory: Okay, shopping.
Lorelai: Are you mad?
Rory: We could drink. We could go to a bar and just throw back a few.
Lorelai: Yeah, 'cause drunk people never feel like talking. Ooh, we could go to a club.
Rory: Yeah, 'cause all the hot spots get rolling right about lunchtime.
Lorelai: See? This is why men play sports.
Rory: Sports. We can play sports.
Lorelai: We hate sports.
Rory: We haven't tried every sport.
Lorelai: How about running?
Rory: We could easily talk while we're running.
Lorelai: Not if we were hurdling. Hurdles require more focus and, thus, less talking. Or we could do that kind of running that's like you leap around a tree and up a hill...
Rory: You want to run cross-country.
Lorelai: Not across the whole country, maybe just Michigan.

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Babette: You're back!
Lorelai: [screams] Oh! God, Babette, you scared me.
Babette: Yeah, it's my voice. It frightens the hell out of people. I don't know what to do about it.
Lorelai: Well, you could start by not hiding in people's houses and leaping at them when they come home.
Babette: It's the nodules.
Lorelai: Who?
Babette: It's the nodules on my vocal chords. The more I strain my voice, the more they grow. It's nature's way of trying to get me to talk softer.
Lorelai: Babette, one. Nature, nada.

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Lorelai: I gave you every chance.
Luke: You were going so fast.
Lorelai: Yeah, that's me. I'm fast. I'm the perfect storm of caffeine and genetics.