Lorelai Quote #2291
Quote from Lorelai in Driving Miss Gilmore
Lorelai: Ah, how can you possibly say she looked better with the dark hair?
Rory: She did. The blonde just seemed like she was trying to be her sister.
Lorelai: The dark hair makes it look like she's trying too hard not to look like her sister, plus she does not have the nose for dark hair.
Rory: What does that mean?
Lorelai: Dark hair is like a giant light-up arrow pointing to what is wrong with you. Blond hair, it all sort of blends in in a haze of beige.
Rory: Nuts, you're nuts.
Lorelai: You're double nuts!
Emily: All right, that's it. No more spaghetti and meatballs. Musepa, come get these plates.
Lorelai: Mom!
Emily: Every time we have spaghetti and meatballs, you fight.
Lorelai: No, no, we're not fighting. We're just, uh, bonding.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Driving Miss Gilmore’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Lorelai: This is my car.
Emily: We can't go in this. We have to take the other car.
Lorelai: What other car? No, Mom, that's not a car. That's a rap-video set.
Emily: I ordered it specially. It has the darkest windows available. They say it's the car Jay-Z uses when he's in town. I assume that's an entertainer of some sort. The windows are bulletproof. They kept saying that as if it's a selling point. I told them I was not paying extra for bulletproof windows. I haven't been strafed in years.
Quote from Emily
Emily: Whatever it is, I want her name big and prominent.
Rory: My name?
Richard: The Rory Gilmore political science building.
Emily: The Rory Gilmore anthropology building.
Rory: Uh, guys?
Richard: The Rory Gilmore cultural center.
Emily: The Rory Gilmore auditorium.
Quote from Emily
Rory: While I think it's very generous of both of you to want to do this for me-
Emily: The Rory Gilmore observatory.
Rory: I still go to Yale, so having something with my name on it might be kind of-
Richard: The Rory Gilmore center for international affairs.
Emily: Oh, wait, the Rory Gilmore library.
Richard: And art gallery.
Emily: And ancient-history museum.
Lorelai: Forget it, kid, Grandma and Grandpa have gone bye-bye.
Richard: The Rory Gilmore medical research laboratory.
Emily: No that sounds like monkey testing. People will picket!