Emily Quote #475
Quote from Emily in I'm OK, You're OK
Emily: Richard, what are you doing? Why are you stopping?
Richard: Because this contraption, as you call it, can only be used when the car is stopped.
Emily: So every time we want to ask the machine for directions, we have to pull over to the side of the road?
Richard: It would appear so.
Emily: I thought the whole point of installing the machine was to avoid pulling over to the side of the road to ask directions.
[elsewhere, listening on the phone:]
Lorelai: If I told people, they wouldn't believe it.
Rory: What's going on?
Lorelai: Apparently, there's a fight to the death between Richard and Emily and an evil German supercomputer.
Rory: Oh, I wanna hear.
[back:]
Emily: I thought we paid $4,000 for a computer to give us directions, not to baby-sit us and make decisions for us about how to live our lives. I mean, what's next? The radio won't turn on if it doesn't like the song? The engine won't start if the cup of coffee I'm holding is too hot? Maybe the car won't go in reverse if it doesn't like the smell of my perfume.
Richard: At the moment, Emily, I would be happy if I could just get the damn thing to stop barking at me in German.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘I'm OK, You're OK’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Mom, come on. You were gonna be invited over. I just wanted to make sure everything was done and ready and that I could have you over when I could spend the maximum amount of time showing you around. [whispers to Luke as she opens the door] My parents are here. [Luke turns around and leaves] I was hoping to have a nice little catered affair, you know, with guys in black coats carrying trays. 'Cause I know how much you love guys in black coats carrying trays.
Emily: Who was at the door?
Lorelai: Oh, it was Ed McMahon. He's always showing up with these big cardboard checks. They are impossible to endorse, by the way.
Emily: I am never not sorry that I ask these questions.
Quote from Paris
Paris: I mean, who are we kidding? I am not cut out to deal with people. I was made to be in a lab or an operating room or a bunker somewhere with a well-behaved monkey by my side. I'm sorry, too, you know, for throwing you out.
Rory: Consider it even.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, well, if it isn't New Haven's favorite whore hound.
Logan: Is Rory here?
Paris: Yes.
Logan: Can I talk to her?
Paris: No. But you can talk to me. [opens door] What do you wanna talk about? Life? Love? Common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?
Logan: Rory?
Paris: Rashes, sores, insanity.