Lorelai: What are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Did you just eat a 3 Musketeers?
Lorelai: No.
Kirk: You're sure? You really smell like nougat.
Luke: Stop sniffing my fiancee.
Kirk: I can't help it. My senses are much more finely tuned these days.
Lorelai: What is the scary man talking about?
Luke: He's on a juice fast.
Lorelai: Why?
Kirk: Just wanted to clean out the pipes, refocus the arteries. I want to get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym. Without having to go to the gym, of course.

Lorelai: I used to play board games with Rory a lot. She'd get very upset when I'd cheat. So cute.

Rory: I just wanted to give you some notes on your campus safety piece.
Paris: Fine.
Rory: Um, well, I think it's good. It's really good, actually, um, but the lede's a little flabby. Getting into an example might give it more punch up top.
Paris: If you say so. Anything else?
Rory: Uh, some of the quotes read too long. I'd cut two or three and trim-
Rory: Paris, what are you doing?
Paris: I don't know. What am I doing?
Rory: You're not making eye contact with me.
Paris: I'm looking right at you.
Rory: No, you're not.
Paris: Want to test me? Brown hair, blue eyes.