Emily Quote #461

Quote from Emily in The Prodigal Daughter Returns

Emily: Sumatra, please get my granddaughter a plate.
Rory: That's all right, Sumatra. I'm just going up to my room.
Emily: Sumatra, please tell my granddaughter that all food is to be consumed in the dining room.
Rory: Sumatra, please tell my grandmother, what?
Emily: That's the rule in this house, Rory.
Rory: I'm late for community service.
Emily: Food is meant to be consumed in the dining room or not at all.
Rory: What about when you take your tea outside on the patio?
Emily: That is in the afternoon. This is the morning, and in the morning you eat at the table in the dining room.
Rory: Fine. I'll be back this afternoon.
Emily: [to Sumatra] Well, if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen, you'd better go get it a cape.

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 ‘The Prodigal Daughter Returns’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Rory's back.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: She's back. She's back at home, she's back at school, she got a job, and she did it all on her own. She's at Lane's picking up her things, and then we're going to pull a major all-nighter. We need burgers, fries, onions rings, and anything else you can think of. Ooh, I'm going to go next door and pick up some ice cream at Taylor's. She's back. We can set the date. We can get married now because Rory's back. Don't skimp on the fries. We don't want to lose her again.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: Listen.
Lorelai: Are you cooking?
Luke: Is that listening?
Lorelai: Well, I'm hungry.
Luke: Focus.
Lorelai: I'm hungry.
Luke: Shh.
Lorelai: Fine. I don't hear anything.
Luke: Exactly.
Lorelai: Okay, Simon, Garfunkel.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: You're not happy they're gone?
Lorelai: No, I am. I just wanted to say "goodbye."
Luke: Goodbye?
Lorelai: I wanted to have a "We're done" party, buy them some pizza.
Luke: More pizza.
Lorelai: And I had going-away presents for them.
Luke: I gave them a present, a $2,000 going-away present. That's got to bring some smiles.
Lorelai: But I bought paper hats and noisemakers.
Luke: The place was covered with dust. You were woken up at 6:00 a.m. every morning by the hammering. I thought you'd be happy.
Lorelai: I am. I'm just sad at the same time. You've never been with a woman before?