Rory: Now, who wants to hear some tunes? [crowd cheers] Okay, good, there's a consensus. Here they are, Stars Hollow's rockingest band. Although they're not all from Stars Hollow, but they practice there, so we kind of consider them our own. Here they are... What's your name?
Zach: "Follow them to the Edge of the Dessert."
Dave: "The Chops."
Dave: "Follow them to the Edge of the Dessert."
Zach: "The Chops."
Rory: The... [coughs, mumbles]

Lorelai: I don't usually do this turn down service. I mean, I did when I started many moons ago, but that's when I was a maid. Wow, you guys are here.
Luke: You didn't know?
Lorelai: No. I mean, I remember inviting you. It's great that you're here. But when I told Michel I would do the turn down service, it must've slipped his mind that you were here. Pau-Pau fell in her water dish.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Never mind.

Lorelai: I'll just do this and get out of your way.
Luke: Hey, you don't have to.
Nicole: Yeah, Lorelai, really, we can do all this.
Lorelai: No, you are our guests and you deserve to get what you're paying for.
Luke: We're not paying.
Lorelai: No, no, but this is where you start paying in sweat.
Luke: What?
Nicole: Fame, right?
Lorelai: Yeah, Debbie Allen. In sweat. I just loved how she said that.

Nicole: A fire would be nice.
Lorelai: Okay, I'll light it for you. We have these new log bags now, makes it real easy. So, nothing like a fire on a cold night like this, huh?
Luke: Mmm-hmm.
Lorelai: I'm not having much luck here. And, you know what, we laid off the person who was able to light these things no problem, now we can't light these things, and ironically we laid him off because of a fire.

Lindsay: You used to go to our school.
Rory: He still goes.
Dean: Really? I haven't seen you around much.
Jess: What are you, the attendance monitor?

Max Medina: I did three. You went to my third one. I did the previous two you weren't at.
Lorelai: I'm assuming you have documentation?
Max Medina: Lorelai.
Lorelai: With Lorelai Gilmore, it's trust but verify.
Max Medina: I'm sure I can scrounge up a witness.

Max Medina: Ten feet.
Lorelai: Ten feet?
Max Medina: That's a safe distance for us, and the more furniture in between, the better.
Lorelai: I'm not gonna attack you.
Max Medina: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me. I mean, there are people still walking the halls and this is my workplace and I can't be held responsible for what I do around you. I mean, you are like a mythological creature that casts some kind of spell on me and makes me act stupid. I'm not stupid. I don't act stupid with anyone else. We're too close again.
Lorelai: Hey, I didn't bring a frickin' tape measure. I'm not good at judging distances. You'll have to help me out with the ten feet thing.
Michel: Well, it's a little bigger than a basketball player. Just keep a really big basketball player between us.
Lorelai: Wow, I bet there's a sentence that's never been uttered before.

Max Medina: I just, I think we should stay apart and never see each other ever again.
Lorelai: That's impossible.
Max Medina: No, it's not.
Lorelai: I'll be at the Chilton graduation and so will you.
Max Medina: I'll sit behind a tree.
Lorelai: We could run into each other at a drugstore again.
Max Medina: Well, I'm gonna order all my drugs online.
Lorelai: If my car breaks down next to yours, will you stop?
Max Medina: I will stop, and keep my eyes straight forward, call a garage and then stay in my car with the radio on really loud 'til they come, and then I'm gone. And I say we start being apart right now.

Rory: Not here. Not now.
Jess: Fine.
Rory: What's wrong with you?
Jess: Nothing's wrong with me.
Rory: Someone could've walked in that door.
Jess: And Santa Claus could come down the chimney, whatever.