Lorelai: The Gilmores are moving in.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: Kirk was in here today.
Rory: Nothing good starts with "Kirk was in here today."
Lorelai: And he's trying to be a realtor, and he told me that he's been taking my parents around to look at houses.
Rory: Around here?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: But why?
Lorelai: Why? Because Luke and I are getting married, and I guess they figure we'll be having kids, and they wanna be near me when that happens. Really near. Like, in the room wearing Bill Blass scrubs.

Mrs. Kim: Zach has something important to say to you.
Lane: Yes, Zach?
Zach: Your mom and I just wrote a hit song.
Lane: What?
Zach: It was incredible. We were in the garage, it was awesome. It goes out on a minor chord...
Mrs. Kim: Zach.
Zach: Yeah?
Mrs. Kim: Don't you have something else to say to Lane? [places a kneeling stool] Maybe something to ask her?
Zach: Oh. Right. Sorry. [gets down on one knee] Lane. Lane, will you marry me?
Lane: Yes, Zach, I will.
Mrs. Kim: Hold on. This ring belonged to my grandmother. Now it belongs to you.
Lane: Thanks, Mama.
Mrs. Kim: That one you keep in drawer, so it doesn't scare the children. All right. You two are now officially engaged. There is much for you to discuss, so I will leave you two alone. You have 15 minutes.

Doyle: In fact, I almost hooked up with a really hot chick tonight.
Rory: I don't see how that's gonna help your case, Doyle, at all. You know what? Fine. Let's take this out into the hall.
Paris: You could've hooked up with a hot chick?
Doyle: Yes.
Paris: In rhinestone buttons? Who was it, Sheila E.?

Lorelai: Oh, wait, was next week the week we were gonna start our lives as outlaws?
Luke: Well, I just assumed we had stuff to do next week.
Lorelai: No. You should go.
Luke: You think?
Lorelai: Yeah. She asked you. She called you. And I know that traveling across country in a bus full of Little Man Tates has been a life-long dream of yours.

Lorelai: Bleeding stop yet?
Luke: It's fine.
Lorelai: You sure you don't want me to call an ambulance or a Tumi store?

Rory: Show her, show her, show her.
Lorelai: You won the Super Bowl?
Lane: I'm engaged.
Lorelai: No!
Lane: Yes.
Lorelai: Let me see the ring again.
Lane: It's all Zach could afford right now, but I actually think it's kind of rock 'n' roll.
Lorelai: It's the rocking and the rollingest. I'm so excited for you, Lane.

Lane: I would've told you earlier, but I thought you knew.
Lorelai: Why would I know?
Lane: Well, Luke was standing right there when it happened.
Lorelai: You knew?
Luke: Yeah.
Lorelai: Luke, did you forget to tell me?
Luke: No. I just thought that Lane would wanna tell you herself.
Lorelai: You forgot to tell me.
Luke: Fine. Sure. I forgot to tell you. So what? I remember being engaged to you, isn't that enough?

Lorelai: Are you guys having a staring contest? 'Cause I think, for it to be official, you have to be seated.
Michel: I was just filling your daughter in on the inner workings of the Dragonfly.
Lorelai: Oh, what did she do?
Rory: I took some Post-its.
Lorelai: But the system!
Rory: It will never happen again.
Lorelai: Michel, you have my deep and sincere apologies. She was raised better than that.
Rory: Oh, well, actually I did it with the other hand.

Emily: The wainscoting here is substandard. If you'd called me, I could have recommended a real professional.
Lorelai: Well, since mine was a fake professional, I got to pay him in Monopoly money.
Emily: Is that veneer? Tell me that's not veneer.

Lorelai: Three minutes gone, they're already in my bedroom.
Rory: Impressive, by the way, with all those throw pillows, blankets, magazines and books.
Lorelai: Piled up on the bed?
Rory: Bathtub.
Lorelai: That's gonna take some explaining.