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Gilmore Girls: How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?

520. How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?

Aired May 3, 2005

After Richard and Emily invite Rory and Logan to Friday night dinner, Lorelai is determined to join them even though she's still not talking to her mother.

Quote from Rory

Rory: What are you doing?
Logan: A little Life and Death Brigade business. Every time we're in a rich person's house we take a knick-knack. Then I leave the knick-knack I took from the last rich person's house. I've been doing this up and down the eastern seaboard for years.
Rory: Logan, no.
Logan: Trust me.They never notice.
Rory: You're crazy!
Logan: It's fun to be crazy.


Quote from Emily

Emily: A few years ago, Richard and I attended a wedding there. I thought there could be no more gorgeous a spot for a wedding. It's beautiful. But then we went to one on Cape Cod and it was wonderful too. Either place would be good for a wedding, don't you think?
Logan: Sure, I've been to weddings at the Cape myself.
Emily: So you like Cape Cod?
Logan: Yes.
Emily: We like Cape Cod.
Richard: Mm, mm.
Logan: Great.
Emily: And I know Rory would like Cape Cod.
Rory: I like what I've seen in pictures.
Emily: You two would look awfully cute in Cape Cod.
Lorelai: Mom, did you get a job at the Cape Cod chamber of commerce?
Emily: No.

Quote from Lorelai

Emily: What?
Lorelai: Um, nothing. Just on those National Geographic shows, people are so sweaty after a mating ritual. But you two are powder dry.
Emily: What on earth are you talking about?
Lorelai: They're just kids, and they're still figuring things out, and they don't need you two dropping all these heavy-handed hints about weddings and babies and Cape Cod.

Quote from Emily

Emily: You are letting your own personal tastes cloud your judgment of this boy. He is perfect for Rory, and you don't see it.
Lorelai: This is not about my personal taste.
Emily: You're uncomfortable around people like Logan. He's not your type. That's well documented.
Lorelai: Oh, that was a nice not-so-subtle dig at Luke.
Emily: Luke?
Richard: Who said anything about Luke?
Emily: You're very sensitive tonight.

Quote from Emily

Richard: Are we done here?
Lorelai: No.
Richard: Good. I have a call to make. You might want that cup of coffee. Clear your head a bit before you drive home.
Emily: Or maybe you've just had one too many sidecars.

Quote from Sookie

Sookie: Oh, that would be great to get into all those famous kitchens I've always read about.
Lorelai: We'd have expense accounts and travel luggage. It'd be exciting, huh?
Sookie: Yeah, it would! But, I can't do that. I have Davey and little No-name here, and Jackson. Jackson wouldn't want to go topless in France.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Sookie: My life is here.
Lorelai: Yeah, sure.
Sookie: But you could go.
Lorelai: What?
Sookie: Your kid's in college. You're young. You love to travel. You look amazing topless. You could go. I mean, what's stopping you?
Lorelai: Well...

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