Christopher: She's a senior in college, Lor.
Lorelai: We have years of hard parenting ahead. She is due for a quarter-life crisis. All those years of stability do not bode well. We're gonna have plenty to do.
Christopher: Yeah?
Lorelai: Yeah. And the best part is we get to deal with it together.
Christopher: Yeah?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Christopher: Quarter-life crisis, huh?
Lorelai: I'm pretty sure she's gonna spin wildly out of control. We're gonna have to do an intervention, put her through rehab, give her a place to stay while she's divorcing the hell's angel.