Lorelai: Hey, I've been looking for this. Check it out.
Luke: Riding the Bus with My Sister.
Lorelai: Rosie O'Donnell plays a retarded woman who's obsessed with riding the bus, and Andie MacDowell is her uptight, big-city sister.
Luke: Sister?
Lorelai: Yeah, and it gets better. In the ads I saw, the Rosie character was calling herself the sheriff and bragging about her sex life and buying toilet seats. And Anjelica Huston directed it. Maerose directed it.
Luke: Okay, fine. Watch it tonight after I leave. Then you can dump it tomorrow.
Lorelai: You kidding? You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this. This is a Friday-night special. I'd have to have takeout, pizza, red vines, mallomars... the works. Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself. This is exactly the kind of movie I would watch with someone... Someone else, you know?